Vetti & Lazy Karthik

Dear Reader,
The following below is the great epic of the greatest ever lazy bugger alive on earth.
The History books name him as the Karthik the Vettiraja. Great Historians and mathematicians had predicted the birth of such a lazy charachter as of the lagna of neptune in the elliptical saturnish intersection of Kama Sutra constellation.
Read below and you will know more :
Vetti KArthik works with a world class online gaming company, only god knows how he was seleceted. May be they had plans to start a game on Karthik himself..may be the game would go like this Vetti Game featuring Karthik in the lead role.
But i am sure after Vetti Karthik joining this company more than has become vetti. It seems out of 8 productive working hours , they spent 7 of them in playing games and crashing each others cars on to some unsuspecting innocent girls car....HEHE......what to do this is a man world.....so girls beware.....So where was I ...Vetti Karthik then spents the rest of his time hoggin on some really tasty but sheap food....and drinks tap water....thats the secret of his village body.
More the germs in them more the nutrition he gets of them. Then the rest of the time is spent on bird watching and swalloiwing saliva...in tamil its called as Jollu....He drinks more saliva than water.....Because anyways thers no work...so he excercises his tongue slurping on excess saliva produced. So was the greatness of King Karhtik Vetti....his birth is a boon to this world. his works are very famous, the freshest ones are done everyday in the mornings once he visits the tolilet.
The art work is even more confusing than MF Hussains works....so i guess they may go even or millions this time. King Karthik the Vetti .....all say King Karthik the Vetti ki Jai.....HO HO HAHA EHEHE.!!!